ATTENTION!

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 1:34 am

Katy Perry is actually kinda really hot.

Euclidthegreek · Post by **Euclidthegreek** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 1:49 am

She sounds like a man.

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:05 am

Mabey when she sings. Not so sure about her orgams. Pay more attention to that part.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:30 am

Was she the one that kissed a girl?

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:34 am

And she liked it too. I'm not sure if that will increase or decrease my chances of sleeping with her.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:36 am

Do you look like a girl after you shave?

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:38 am

That... That might be. I mean, I look a ton less manly without it. Like MM or something.

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 8:38 am

If this is your life goal I would feel no qualms about kidnapping.

Lethal Interjection · Post by **Lethal Interjection** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 1:09 pm

Her music isn't terrible, and I kind of like her persona. She is moderately attractive.

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 1:16 pm

A reasoned opinion from lethal. A reasoned opinion I can get behind.

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:18 pm

Ya know who I wouldn't mind getting behind? Katy Perry.

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:41 pm

That's the only position I'd do her from.*

*This thread has gone up a level in VULGARITY. It is now level 7.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 5:52 pm

I'd take her out on "International Rape Day," If you know what I mean.

That's gotta be level 8 or 9 now.

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 6:11 pm

I believe we will need pictures to boost this vulgarity any higher. Perhaps some xkcd comics.*

*The one with the vaginas.

ruotwocone · Post by **ruotwocone** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 8:55 pm

AHMETxRock wrote:Ya know who I wouldn't mind getting behind? Katy Perry.

haahahahahhahahahaha... where'd the ahmet pickup thread go? bam. gold.

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