Fighting a dragon

[HARDKORE]

I would love to fight a dragon. I have wanted to fight a dragon for a while now.

Now here is what I expect from you.

A remark about dragons not being real
A remark on how cool it would be to slay a dragon
A picture of me being burnt by a dragon
Something stupid by fungus face or goat boy or pumpkin idiot

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

Happy to oblige.

"Take care when fighting dragons, lest you become a dragon." ~Nietzqmgfpsche

[Cirtur]

Who's Fungus Face? Is it Ahmet?

Anyhow, are you fighting it with your fists, or a gun or a sword?

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

I'm Fungus Face. Apparently.

[Edminster]

How does that make any sense? I mean, if you had anything vaguely mushroom-related as your username and/or avatar I guess I could understand, but there is nothing mycelial about you.

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

Remember Sprague, my character from the TwoBuy RPG when I first joined?
He was a sentient mound of fungi.

I think HARDKORE gave me an appropriate (kinda. More than Goat Boy, anyway.) name in spite of himself.

[Cirtur]

Goat boy comes from goatse, because he doesn't understand that the words aren't related.

[AHMETxRock]

My face isn't a fungus farm either, folks.

But this really depends on what kind of dragon you are fighting. I mean, is it the armored kind that you had to shoot in the one small chink of its armor dragon? Is it the really fat one with small wings that you can just run up to in its slumber and lop its head off? Or is this one that will get up, will fly around you, breathing fire at you while also lashing at you with tail and claws and whatnot?

Dragons are meant to be the ultimate embodiment of the serpent of evil. They were allegories of Satan, and a knight would prove his devotion to god by slaying the creature and saving the virgin maiden. Are you doing this just for kicks?

[smiley_cow]

Goat boy comes from goatse, because he doesn't understand that the words aren't related.

I thought it was because 'Cirtur' sounded a bit like 'satyr'. Why do I always miss the simple answers?

[HARDKORE]

Smiley Cyrus there is right. You know the part goat flute player from that one movie. I cant remember the movie.

Fungas face is that because Chitin is the main component of the cell walls of fungi. I didnt read the rpg thing he is talking about. I took a biology class in high school.



Now back to the dragon.


I think the one who drew that was named foernando. I didnt read it, i just liked the pic.

Now I would have to be using a sword or a Gunblade (hmm yes I need a gunblade)

Now for what I would do it. Just for the simple fact that I could say I slayed a dragon

[Snarky00]

You could always go to Indonesia and chase Komodo dragons around with a stick.

[Edminster]

Three things:

1. You are not that good at insulting people. Please stop trying, it just makes you look silly.
2. Holy damn the person that drew that dragon needs to take some lessons in anatomy. Seriously, it has no pectoral muscles and I don't know what the fuck is going on with the back half of it. It is a trainwreck the magnitude of which hurts my brain, and yet I can't look away. I am beginning to believe that it was intentionally badly drawn as a sort of visual trap for the unwary.
3. If you're going to hunt dragons, start small. Perhaps with a Kut-Ku.

[HARDKORE]

Nevertheless, I am not trying to insult people. They all seemed jealous that I was giving names to Kimra so I figured I could branch out.

Now back to the dragon.
Go big or go home. If I were going to wake up tomorrow and fight one, I would want it to big. About the size of two fire trucks stacked on top of each other.

[Cirtur]

I don't need a new name. I have a lot and I highly doubt that most people's user names are also their real life names. Cirtur will do.

And the nicknames did seem a little malice-filled.

Anyhow, where are you getting this dragon from? Or is the dragon metaphorical?

[Edminster]

Maybe the dragon is both metaphorical and real. Like the time I fought Cerberus when he accidentally manifested with three bodies.


EDIT:
Then there was the time I fought Batman when he accidentally manifested in a dog's body.