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Then you'll have to build a base of operations for said lackeys, as they'll need room and board after their evil missions.
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You hiring a management team to run your decoys, you find someone destined to bring about the apocolypse by accident, and all of a sudden GI JOE got beef with you.
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I have the power of apathy empathy apathy.
I once saw an underground army base for sale on e-bay. I thought about buying it and keeping the lackys down there, but what's the point? They all die during their first or second mission anyway. Any that survive can house themselves in Kangaroo pouches until better accommodation comes up.
I once saw an underground army base for sale on e-bay. I thought about buying it and keeping the lackys down there, but what's the point? They all die during their first or second mission anyway. Any that survive can house themselves in Kangaroo pouches until better accommodation comes up.
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They're trying to gip you. They own their own cloning machine and training simulator and they mass-produce their own Vipers for half the cost.
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You. You're paying too much for Vipers if you're buying them instead of producing them yourself.
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I am a bad evil mastermind and don't know what Viper is. Besides possibly a snake. Why cloning snakes would improve my situation I'm not sure, I suppose it would be interesting to see the worlds response to a shit load of snakes hanging round: "I'm sick of these motherloving snakes on this motherloving planet."*
I'm pretty sure cloning is more expensive than kidnapping, so I'm sticking with my current behavior to procure lackeys.
*edited for PG friendliness.
I'm pretty sure cloning is more expensive than kidnapping, so I'm sticking with my current behavior to procure lackeys.
*edited for PG friendliness.
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Motherloving? What are you, a goon?
Vipers are the stormtroopers of Cobra Command. Cobra Commander, their leader, is the nemesis of the GI Joe team.
Vipers are the stormtroopers of Cobra Command. Cobra Commander, their leader, is the nemesis of the GI Joe team.
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And they move really, really fast.
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I can't tell if you're referencing SA or not, there. So I'm just going to assume you're talking about the lackeys of an evil genius, since the SA Forums aren't wordfiltered if you're logged in.LordRetard wrote:Motherloving? What are you, a goon?
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Racist! I just found out yesterday that's a derogatory term of Aboriginals. I always knew it was the name of a flask of wine.LordRetard wrote:Motherloving? What are you, a goon?
Also I was being as true to the words as I could be without swearing out right. I limit myself to such exciting words as Bloody and damn. Not those other sailor-esc words in my vocabulary.
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Since we're on the subject, "gyp" is also derogatory. To respected members of society.
(The purpose of this post may or may not have been to exercise that wordfilter.)
(The purpose of this post may or may not have been to exercise that wordfilter.)
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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I know they're not, but I don't have an account. I had a feeling you'd correct me on this but I don't really care.Edminster wrote:I can't tell if you're referencing SA or not, there. So I'm just going to assume you're talking about the lackeys of an evil genius, since the SA Forums aren't wordfiltered if you're logged in.LordRetard wrote:Motherloving? What are you, a goon?
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But isn't gyp offensive to the Noble Roma People?Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:Since we're on the subject, "gyp" is also derogatory. To respected members of society.
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Wow I did not know that the word filter applied to the Noble Roma People.
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Hey, the Roma are not the only respected members of society out there! There's the Jenische, sinti, pikeys, lots of different types of respected members of society.
also negroes
also negroes