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I'm suddenly wondering. Does anyone on this forum actually smoke cigarettes?

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I only smoke mo' fo's with my glock.

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I smoked a cigarette once, it didn't alleviate my absolute sadness so I figured it was useless. Does one cigarette count? If so, yes yes I do smoke.
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I smoke so I can be cool
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I have the hardest time keeping them lit.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.

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Just kill a diver and then fill a bowl with air.

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LordRetard wrote:I'm suddenly wondering. Does anyone on this forum actually smoke cigarettes?
I believe Wolf does.

And I'm a habitual anti-social smoker. I'll go through times where I have a few packs over a few weeks, then quit for a while, then do the same thing, then quit for a while etc. Although I'm kind of sick of it, and after this pack I think I'm done, hopefully for a longer term for me.
It's interesting, because I don't have any nicotine addiction, it is basically a habitual addiction. And kind of a healthy one, because I feel it gets me away from everything and actually gets me inside my head. You know, away from the constant lure of the webbernets, TV, or this or that. It is an escape of sorts, a little mini-vacation. I know cigarettes are supposed to be a de-stressor, but it is a little more than that for me.

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Well, I guess that explains where you've been for the past week or so!

To contribute: I used to smoke, but made sure to smoke Lucky Strikes to remind me exactly why it was a horrible, horrible idea to smoke in the first place. Made quitting so very easy.
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Edminster wrote:Well, I guess that explains where you've been for the past week or so!
Explain'd.

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I prefer my interpretation of you just going out in the wilderness somewhere and chain-smoking carton after carton of cigarettes while staring off into space.
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I sort of did that, except I was on drugs and running from bugs.

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Edminster wrote:I prefer my interpretation of you just going out in the wilderness somewhere and chain-smoking carton after carton of cigarettes while staring off into space.
This made me laugh out loud. I'm gonna be that guy.
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Setting goals is important!
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.

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Breaking them, more so.
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What about editing people's posts?

That is cool.

Super cool.

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