This brand-new thing called "internet"

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SUPER SAIYAN JOKE MAKER.

Bow before my might.
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It's more bowing before our giantess blood.

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Well, that too. I guess I'm just in a good mood right now, my new beanstalk is growing in nicely.
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What're you gonna put at the top of it?

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A life size chocolate statue of Christina Hendricks.
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That's going to be difficult for a young boy to steal.

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That's sort of the point. It took me ages to lick it into a perfect replica of Christina.
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Didn't you at least chisel it into a basic shape first? That way you can save the chunks for later.
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Hey, now. Hey.
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It would be sacrilege to give up ANY opportunity to mouth fondle Christina
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That's right. She deserves nothing but the best.
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Apocalyptus wrote:That's sort of the point. It took me ages to lick it into a perfect replica of Christina.
And a much, much, much shorter time to lick it into something not resembling her anymore?

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To be fair she wasn't just licking it.
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