Dearest Edminster...

Sorry TigerCrew, but she bribed me better than you did.

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GUTCHUCKER
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I see our resident newfag has moved onto internet tough guy now
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GUTCHUCKER wrote:newfag
Sorry, I don't speak Channish, what does this mean?
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GUTCHUCKER
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Generally it means they're doing it wrong
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Tell me about it. There has been not nearly enough flowing rhetoric and a sad lack of racism
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Roman Cilicia wrote:I don't give a fuck who you are or where you live.

You can count on me to bring your life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make the crucifixion of Jesus in the desert look like a back massage on a tropical island.

I don't care how tough you are, how well you can fight or how many fucking weapons you own to protect yourself. I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't at home.

I'll turn on all the lights in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and leave it unclosed turn on your gas stove burners and let them waste gas.

You're going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple and you'll have a fucking heart attack.

You'll go to hospital for a heart operation and the last thing you will see when you're being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you dressed like a Doctor.

When you wake up after the operation, you will be scared for your fucking life, wondering what I did to you whilst you were being operated on, wondering what what kind of ticking time bomb is inside your chest waiting to go off.

You'll recover fully from your heart surgery and when you when you walk out of that Hospital's front door to go home, I'll run you over with my fucking car out of nowhere and kill you.

I just want you to know how easily I could crush your pathetic excuse for a life but how I would rather go to great fucking lengths to make sure your last days were spent in a living, breathing Hell.

Its too late to save yourself but don't bother committing suicide...I'll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitchfaced (I am ignorant and should be dragged into the street and shot in the mouth.).
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what is going on here
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Wait I live in a universe.
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