Would you rather have a puppy or a kitten...
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Re: Would you rather have a puppy or a kitten...
I would have to say I'd prefer a pet rock. It would feel weird throwing a dog or a cat at the random passerby. But good 'ole Rocky is a natural at being thrown.
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They let me back in after I cut the dog off.FengharTheNord wrote:Haven't you already been rejected from your community?Busalonium wrote:A kitten because if I got a puppy it would grow up into a dog and then people would call me elbow-dog and I will be rejected from my community.
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They grow up so fast.Frostbite wrote:I would have to say I'd prefer a pet rock. It would feel weird throwing a dog or a cat at the random passerby. But good 'ole Rocky is a natural at being thrown.
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You don't throw cats? You can train them to come right back to you afterwards.
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Re: Would you rather have a puppy or a kitten...
If you're on the SMBC forum, there's a good chance you've been rejected from your community.FengharTheNord wrote:Haven't you already been rejected from your community?Busalonium wrote:A kitten because if I got a puppy it would grow up into a dog and then people would call me elbow-dog and I will be rejected from my community.
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Is it the community that has rejected me, or me that has rejected the community? Is it the community that pushes me away for killing all those babies, or me who killed all those babies to be pushed away?
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Re: Would you rather have a puppy or a kitten...
Maybe you should kill other people's babies.
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Maybe you should wait until they turn into toddlers.
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Re: Would you rather have a puppy or a kitten...
Toddlercide is generally more frowned upon than infanticide, because it's like "I wasn't just pregnant, I actually had to invest a couple of years and here you go shooting them in the face."
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Either way, there is more relief than grief. Small children are terrible and all parents want them dead. They only pretend to be upset for onlookers.
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Re: Would you rather have a puppy or a kitten...
Definitely the former.Rainbow wrote:Is it the community that has rejected me, or me that has rejected the community?
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