World Beard and Mustache Championships
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- mountainmage
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Re: World Beard and Mustache Championships
I was thinking more like "I Love You, Man".
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- LordRetard
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Re: World Beard and Mustache Championships
Yeah, the rest of us think it's like "Brokeback Mountain".
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Re: World Beard and Mustache Championships
Balls don't touch.
Is good.
Is good.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
- mountainmage
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Re: World Beard and Mustache Championships
Whatever, you don't know me! At least, not entirely.
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Not until the balls touch.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Re: World Beard and Mustache Championships
Pétanque is sooooooo gay.AHMETxRock wrote:Not until the balls touch.
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Re: World Beard and Mustache Championships
Only with more passion! But not just regular passion. I'm talking about passion!LordRetard wrote:Yeah, the rest of us think it's like "Brokeback Mountain".
- Khazd
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Re: World Beard and Mustache Championships
Like spitting in your palm as a form of lubricant kind of passion?
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- Oldrac the Chitinous
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Re: World Beard and Mustache Championships
More like a getting stapled to a cross kind of passion.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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More like I really want to sleep with littleninja right now but once I do the conquest won't seem all that great kind of passion.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Would you still be sad and lonely if littleninja would fulfill your conquest?AHMETxRock wrote:More like I really want to sleep with littleninja right now but once I do the conquest won't seem all that great kind of passion.
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Re: World Beard and Mustache Championships
It's the only way I'd violate it. I mean, my religious leaders would be looking at me all mean, but then I'd just say it was a hot lesbian threesome and they'd instictively high-five me before realizing what they've done.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
- mountainmage
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Re: World Beard and Mustache Championships
While saying "Nicccceeeeeeee."
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- hawhaw1267
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Re: World Beard and Mustache Championships
With hookers
- mountainmage
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Re: World Beard and Mustache Championships
In space. (It's been too long since one of these chains.)
No more white horses ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ for you to ride away