I missed you soo much!
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I know I got drunk and couldn't resist the temptations of drunk posting
DonRetrasado wrote:bow chicka bow wowAmerika wrote:Wait I live in a universe.DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
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Isn't it great? I love it so much you can say what you want and your fingers do the work
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When I get drunk my hands only type sadness.
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Lethal Interjection wrote:That's good to know. I can avoid a few awkward phone calls now.
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We mean drunk with alcohol, what're you drinking?
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In H2G2 I:34, Douglas Adams wrote:"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?
"You ask a glass of water."
I mysteriously reappeared. Shazam.
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Power.Amerika wrote:We mean drunk with alcohol, what're you drinking?
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Haha, it didn't work when I told this to my ex. I don't know how well it's gonna work now!
But yeah, if not for FB I wouldn't have even known. Sorry folks.
But yeah, if not for FB I wouldn't have even known. Sorry folks.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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I get too uncoordinated to type very well.
And I would only type things like, "No YOU'VE had too much to drink," except with more typos.
And I would only type things like, "No YOU'VE had too much to drink," except with more typos.
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Actually it comes in these little gelcaps now. Incidentally, last night was terrifying!Amerika wrote:We mean drunk with alcohol, what're you drinking?
Astrogirl wrote:Lethal, nobody wants to know about your herpes.
Lethal Interjection wrote:That's good to know. I can avoid a few awkward phone calls now.
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Ah you've moved from sadness to fear.
Next is anger, then hate.
Next is anger, then hate.
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All the colours of the feelings rainbow!
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?
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Then the dark side.*Amerika wrote:Ah you've moved from sadness to fear.
Next is anger, then hate.
*With maybe some suffering beforehand.
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I suffered. So much suffering. That little french film noir kind of suffering in that scene in 500 days of Summer
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I've missed everyone tooooooooo.
I'm so sorry I didn't post for two days then procrastinated catching up on the posts I missed and then procrastinated more when more posts were made and then when I went to return the forum was gone it was so terribly terribly sad.
I'm so sorry I didn't post for two days then procrastinated catching up on the posts I missed and then procrastinated more when more posts were made and then when I went to return the forum was gone it was so terribly terribly sad.
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."
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Your ... your new avatar blew my mind
Apocalyptus wrote: Nothing can beat the image of mouth muffling breast implants.