Talk to Strangers
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Talk to Strangers
K, Omegle is a website where you click a button and are suddenly chatting to a stranger. So far I have met:
A medical student
A concerned mother (She tried to persuade me out of child pornography)
A 14 year old boy who cybered with me when I said I was a 16 year old girl. At the end I told him I was a man and disconnected. Much laughter.
A medical student
A concerned mother (She tried to persuade me out of child pornography)
A 14 year old boy who cybered with me when I said I was a 16 year old girl. At the end I told him I was a man and disconnected. Much laughter.
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Re: Talk to Strangers
I take it you are Tyler in this situation?Randall Munroe wrote:It feels like that scene in Fight Club where the narrator sits down next to Tyler on the plane. Two strangers meeting, laying out their personality and sizing each other up in just a few words, with no expectations, and — thanks to anonymity — no consequences.
Except in this case, a lot of the time Tyler just screams “COCKS”, punches the narrator, and jumps out of the window.
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Re: Talk to Strangers
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
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Dude. Something's wrong with you.Cirtur wrote:I want you to hit me as hard as you can. (in the butt)
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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(Second time I get to say this today.)
GO WATCH FIGHT CLUB
GO WATCH FIGHT CLUB
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Re: Talk to Strangers
A friend of mine was telling me about this site, and how on of his conversations just broke down into typing NIGGA in all caps at random intervals, or something like that. Maybe when I'm feeling particularly high or something.
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?
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I've seen it. Geeked out about it too. It's not even a movie you're supposed to geek out about. It's about people who stop being losers and beat thet shit out of each other, not fulfilling our dark desires. However, I advise you to check that quote I made.hehehe.
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My relationship with Ed isn't physical yet because of how hard it is to get to Canadia. The same could be said of certain parts of my anatomy.
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Thats kind of interesting. I just chatted with a 19 year old Brazilian named Mariana, who is going to school for fashion design.
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Re: Talk to Strangers
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: you ready?
You: to do what?
Stranger: dance your ass off!
You: That would involve being able to dance.
Stranger: fuck me i cant see you
You: It would also involve disturbing the strangers around me.
Stranger: you could just lie
You: I'm here just to disturb one stranger at a time@
Stranger: well your just pissing me off
You: I did nothing but be myself!
You: You probably are pissed because I'm some sort of minority I bet.
Stranger: well we skinheads are good dancers
You: I've done the skinhead thing before. I like my long hair better, however.
Stranger: not committed to the cause i see
You: It was a whole two hours of a bitchin mohawk.
He got pissed and left. Wooh!
You: hola, como esta?
Stranger: Estoy bien
Stranger: Muy bien
You: I do not speak spanish, by the way.
Stranger:
Entonces, ¿cómo combate a los perros cerebro
He left after a minute! MWAHAHAH! I need to archive these things somewhere else, of course.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: you ready?
You: to do what?
Stranger: dance your ass off!
You: That would involve being able to dance.
Stranger: fuck me i cant see you
You: It would also involve disturbing the strangers around me.
Stranger: you could just lie
You: I'm here just to disturb one stranger at a time@
Stranger: well your just pissing me off
You: I did nothing but be myself!
You: You probably are pissed because I'm some sort of minority I bet.
Stranger: well we skinheads are good dancers
You: I've done the skinhead thing before. I like my long hair better, however.
Stranger: not committed to the cause i see
You: It was a whole two hours of a bitchin mohawk.
He got pissed and left. Wooh!
You: hola, como esta?
Stranger: Estoy bien
Stranger: Muy bien
You: I do not speak spanish, by the way.
Stranger:
Entonces, ¿cómo combate a los perros cerebro
He left after a minute! MWAHAHAH! I need to archive these things somewhere else, of course.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Re: Talk to Strangers
I hate strangers.* I don't like talking to them.
*strangers = people
*strangers = people
If we weren't such good friends, I'd wish you were dead.
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Re: Talk to Strangers
OmegleBot (12:25:56 PM): You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! (When the conversation is over, type $disconnect.)
OmegleBot (12:25:58 PM): Hey!
RetsnimdeCorp (12:26:05 PM): BLARGHAHARGLE!
RetsnimdeCorp (12:26:29 PM): How are you today?
OmegleBot (12:26:49 PM): Your conversational partner has disconnected. Type $connect if you would like to chat with another random stranger.
I have poor conversational skills
OmegleBot (12:25:58 PM): Hey!
RetsnimdeCorp (12:26:05 PM): BLARGHAHARGLE!
RetsnimdeCorp (12:26:29 PM): How are you today?
OmegleBot (12:26:49 PM): Your conversational partner has disconnected. Type $connect if you would like to chat with another random stranger.
I have poor conversational skills
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always
gödel stop spreading fud