Piercings and Tattoos!!! Post pics if you got 'em.
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As long as you don't defile the Temple of Athena.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Beware my sexy tattoos...that are sexy...because I said so!
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beware my hairy...yet sexy legs!
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beware my hairy...yet sexy legs!
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Nice legs. Although the tattoos do look like I am discovering them in a thick grove of trees.
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I did it just for your avatar picture Cirtur!
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You didn't shave your legs? For me? How sweet. ^^
Oh god I feel dirty.
Oh god I feel dirty.
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How'd that happen? You're so young...LordRetard wrote:At the very least you wouldn't feel anything other than the kidney stone. Those things are bitches.
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I'll be honest, I don't know that it was a stone. I woke up in the middle of the night rolling in my bed, and after what seemed like a very long time, I realised that I was in what was probably the worst pain of my life. Details of this are all very weird and foggy. Then I went to the bathroom and spent a similarly long time trying to piss while trying to bear with this stabbing feeling in my groin. If I had been fully awake it probably would have been worse, but as it was it took me a very long time to even recognise it as pain.
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This sounds EXACTLY like you just gave birth unexpectedly. Or like you have an advanced case of chlamydia.LordRetard wrote:I'll be honest, I don't know that it was a stone. I woke up in the middle of the night rolling in my bed, and after what seemed like a very long time, I realised that I was in what was probably the worst pain of my life. Details of this are all very weird and foggy. Then I went to the bathroom and spent a similarly long time trying to piss while trying to bear with this stabbing feeling in my groin. If I had been fully awake it probably would have been worse, but as it was it took me a very long time to even recognise it as pain.
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You say a lot of wacky things and I'm generally inclined to believe you, but I'll draw the line right here and say that I am almost certain that you have NEVER given birth. Not 100%, but close.Khazd wrote:This sounds EXACTLY like you just gave birth unexpectedly. Or like you have an advanced case of chlamydia.
But where could I have gotten chlamydia from?
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A toilet seat. Or so paranoid people would have you believe.
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Well, you can catch the ADD that way, as I understand.
(was just watching that episode, a bazillion mega-points if you recognise the show)
(was just watching that episode, a bazillion mega-points if you recognise the show)
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If it's Canadian, then I'm afraid I don't know. It must be obscure if you're offering so many megapoints. That, or you have so many that you could spare a bazillion here and there.
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I wasn't saying I gave birth. I was saying you sounded exactly like those women on those tv shows about how they didn't know they were pregnant and then gave birth at 0100 in the bathroom unexpectedly. cus they didn't know they were pregnant! See?
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I am posting a picture of the tattoos I have.
I have one for every person that has ever been attracted to me.
I have one for every person that has ever been attracted to me.
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Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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I don't watch any of those TV shows, and frankly the thought disgusts me.Khazd wrote:I wasn't saying I gave birth. I was saying you sounded exactly like those women on those tv shows about how they didn't know they were pregnant and then gave birth at 0100 in the bathroom unexpectedly. cus they didn't know they were pregnant! See?