Employment
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- Cirtur
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I have just applied for a job demonstrating the many features of laptops and other things. I am hoping for it otherwise how will I get the money to buy gin? I need gin you guys.
What do you do to pay for gin? What would you like to do to get the money for gin?
What do you do to pay for gin? What would you like to do to get the money for gin?
- Edminster
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Re: Employment
I skip the money middleman and just make gin in the spare bathtub.
Now the money for crack comes from doing yardwork every now and again.
Now the money for crack comes from doing yardwork every now and again.
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Re: Employment
I work at a public library, and it's convenient because the liquor store is just across the street. But I would much rather be born into royalty and never have to work. Other than that, writing or academia would be cool, I guess.
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Royalty is too public, I'd much rather just be an heiress to a large fortune.
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Royalty is public enough for me. I would dearly love to have that platform to say whatever and there be no repercussions.
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But you'll have to deal with the press spying on you 24/7.
DonRetrasado wrote:Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Bitcoin.
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That's why I shall walk around naked at all times.
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Of course! Why didn't I think of that?
DonRetrasado wrote:Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Bitcoin.
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Who's going to stop me? I heard that royals have a license to kill.
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An assassin's bullet usually gets the job done.
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I saw a story on CNN about this guy in NYC that makes crazy amounts of cash. He was even able to quit his regular job because his side work was so lucrative.
What does the world have a ton of now? Hate? Disease? Close, but not quite. Hipsters. And what do hipsters have? iPhones. Thousands of them. They just have cupboards full of iPhones. So this guy found a place where you can buy iPhone screens from Hong Kong for ~$24 a piece. He orders a bunch, waits a week or two for shipping, and then hits the town. All of these hipsters shatter their iPhone screens like twice a day, and this guy is there to fix them. He can do it in 10 minutes and charges $70 a pop.
Now, you may be asking, "CF, why aren't you getting into this if it's such a good deal?" and my answer is "Shut up, I am getting into it, my first screen is being shipped right now."
Oh yeah, here's the eHow, complete with video: http://www.wikihow.com/Fix-an-iPhone-3G-Screen
What does the world have a ton of now? Hate? Disease? Close, but not quite. Hipsters. And what do hipsters have? iPhones. Thousands of them. They just have cupboards full of iPhones. So this guy found a place where you can buy iPhone screens from Hong Kong for ~$24 a piece. He orders a bunch, waits a week or two for shipping, and then hits the town. All of these hipsters shatter their iPhone screens like twice a day, and this guy is there to fix them. He can do it in 10 minutes and charges $70 a pop.
Now, you may be asking, "CF, why aren't you getting into this if it's such a good deal?" and my answer is "Shut up, I am getting into it, my first screen is being shipped right now."
Oh yeah, here's the eHow, complete with video: http://www.wikihow.com/Fix-an-iPhone-3G-Screen
Isn't this where we came in?
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Re: Employment
Heiress fortune sounds like a nice plan.
I keep hoping for lotto but since I can't afford the tickets nothings come of that.
I currently use credit cards I got in better times to fund my exorbitant university life style. Often not even going to class because I can't afford the bus ticket and haven't given myself enough time to walk! My government has disowned me because I want to become educated,* and my siblings buy me food else I would not Live.
I wish I had a job.
*but I'm not very good at it.
I keep hoping for lotto but since I can't afford the tickets nothings come of that.
I currently use credit cards I got in better times to fund my exorbitant university life style. Often not even going to class because I can't afford the bus ticket and haven't given myself enough time to walk! My government has disowned me because I want to become educated,* and my siblings buy me food else I would not Live.
I wish I had a job.
*but I'm not very good at it.
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I think at this point I should just try to marry rich. It's my only real hope.
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You need to start being more attractive to rich people then.
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We all know this is just going to degrade into a "How To Become a Rentboy" thread, so why don't we just start posting pictures of our genitals?Cirtur wrote:You need to start being more attractive to rich people then.
Isn't this where we came in?