5 people are stranded in an elevator
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Re: 5 people are stranded in an elevator
Elevator music is the music of THE DEVIL!
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Re: 5 people are stranded in an elevator
Oh I thought you were talking about this song.LordRetard wrote:Tall and tan and young and lovely...
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Re: 5 people are stranded in an elevator
One of them is probably gonna be like an angel or something trying to fight the devil. The guy who comes in last minute.
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Re: 5 people are stranded in an elevator
That's interesting, because ever since Sahan said:Apocalyptus wrote:Oh I thought you were talking about this song.LordRetard wrote:Tall and tan and young and lovely...
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I was thinking about this song.Sahan wrote:Exactly, she's just the devil disguised as a blond women like Empro said.
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I love that song and also approve of the Elvis kick you've been on lately.smiley_cow wrote:I was thinking about this song.
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Re: 5 people are stranded in an elevator
I'm calling it now - the Devil is the elevator itself. That's right. M. Night Shamalan is going to pull a "The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street" and in the last scene it's going to turn out that all Satan did was screw with five innocent people until they all killed each other.
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Re: 5 people are stranded in an elevator
Or maybe... All five of them are the devil!davoid wrote:I'm calling it now - the Devil is the elevator itself. That's right. M. Night Shamalan is going to pull a "The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street" and in the last scene it's going to turn out that all Satan did was screw with five innocent people until they all killed each other.
But seriously, you're in an elevator with the devil. Big deal. What's he gonna do, make you eat fruit?
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The devil is gonna be like... society, man. The man, man. Damn.
DonRetrasado wrote:bow chicka bow wowAmerika wrote:Wait I live in a universe.DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
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Hey, yeah, can't the Prince of Lies get a Three Musketeers* from the lobby without everyone huddling in the corner?
Discrimination, that's what it is.
*It's candy, you crazy foreigners.
Discrimination, that's what it is.
*It's candy, you crazy foreigners.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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3 musketeers is my favorite candy bar!
DonRetrasado wrote:bow chicka bow wowAmerika wrote:Wait I live in a universe.DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
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The devil is the man at the desk in the lobby who has just outright refused to call a mechanic.
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Re: 5 people are stranded in an elevator
Maybe it's just a screen adaptation of No Exit.
I have not read No Exit, either.
I have not read No Exit, either.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Re: 5 people are stranded in an elevator
In the first place, No Exit is not about an elevator.