[2011-Aug-12] The Ferrous Phallus
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[2011-Aug-12] The Ferrous Phallus
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Somebody try this with a condom and report back!
Somebody try this with a condom and report back!
[12 August 2011] The Ferrous Phallus
This is remarkably like the "Pronto Condom" sold in South Africa: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMriPq9k278
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I don't recommend doing it. You can't quite tell which way the condom faces just by the cuts. The whole accidentally cutting the condom aside, I slapped this thing on backwards causing me to collapse and roll on the floor with my girlfriend laughing.
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Re: [12 August 2011] The Ferrous Phallus
That sounds like success to me anyway
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Re: [12 August 2011] The Ferrous Phallus
So what you're saying, basically, is that Zach has invented Schrödinger condom.iknc4miles wrote:You can't quite tell which way the condom faces just by the cuts.
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My day just got better. Thanks. Consider testing this out by yourself next time.iknc4miles wrote:I don't recommend doing it. You can't quite tell which way the condom faces just by the cuts. The whole accidentally cutting the condom aside, I slapped this thing on backwards causing me to collapse and roll on the floor with my girlfriend laughing.
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Re: [12 August 2011] The Ferrous Phallus
I'm waiting for an applicator that is shaped like a tiny butterfly net, or one of those things you blow bubbles with.
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I'm just glad it was a post about a more intelligent way to practice condom tricks.Kimra wrote:Oh my god! Gavin just hit 200.
Re: [12 August 2011] The Ferrous Phallus
Ferrous? As in iron? What?
Oooh. I got that as I was typing. Iron penis, so hard it bursts through the wrapper.
I want to try this with my boyfriend now, for the heck of it.
Oooh. I got that as I was typing. Iron penis, so hard it bursts through the wrapper.
I want to try this with my boyfriend now, for the heck of it.
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Re: [12 August 2011] The Ferrous Phallus
Won't she mind the wrapper cock ring? Unless you cut the wrapper in a way that you can remove the wrapper easily (and with dignity) after "applying" the condom, but by then, the package can already be considered "opened" anyway.
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Re: [12 August 2011] The Ferrous Phallus
Huh, I wonder how you put a condom on with a Prince Albert.
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EDIT: Wait, dumb question.
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You have to get him out of the can first, 'cause he is suffocating.DonRetrasado wrote:Huh, I wonder how you put a condom on with a Prince Albert.
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Re: [12 August 2011] The Ferrous Phallus
I tried this, but I did it slowly. My dick just wasn't powerful enough to go through the wrapper. The first couple of times I missed my dick entirely when bringing it down. This didn't quite go as expected and apparently she wouldn't have been that impressed if it worked in the first place.
So far, the best method I know is when the lady puts the the condom in her mouth, open toward your dick, and then starts to blow you like making a bubble gum bubble. The condom will fit snugly over the dick after 2-3 thrusts.
I recommend trying this one instead.
So far, the best method I know is when the lady puts the the condom in her mouth, open toward your dick, and then starts to blow you like making a bubble gum bubble. The condom will fit snugly over the dick after 2-3 thrusts.
I recommend trying this one instead.