Nightwatch Series
- LordRetard
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Re: Nightwatch Series
He's doing Hot Fuzz. I know, because I almost did the same thing before I realised that no one would get it.
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Re: Nightwatch Series
Edminster wrote:The greater good.
The greater good.
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Re: Nightwatch Series
The best good.
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?
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The greatest great.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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The worst bad*.
*'Cos of DOUBLE NEGATIVES. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TWICE AS GOOD AS REGULAR NEGATIVES
*'Cos of DOUBLE NEGATIVES. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TWICE AS GOOD AS REGULAR NEGATIVES
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Re: Nightwatch Series
I'm a few pages into Night Watch now. Not far enough in to tell if I like it or not, but it seems promising. Plus vampires who are actually evil and not wanky sparkly passive aggressives!
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."
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Re: Nightwatch Series
Honestly, I don't even count those as vampires.
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Honestly I can't count. The education system failed me.
But I know the difference between ductile and malleable! So you know, important life skill!
But I know the difference between ductile and malleable! So you know, important life skill!
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I'm sure you would have already discovered that children are both, but I mean, who knew?
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?
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Re: Nightwatch Series
They also grind into a flavorful sausage.
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Clearly god designed them for eating. They have a skin or packaging, and they are filled with delicious meat. They fit into the hand quite readily and they can't run away very fast.
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Re: Nightwatch Series
One day the police will come and we are all doomed. Especially Cirtur and Ahmet.
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I was only joking Mr Policeman! I'm not sexist or racist or menatlly disturbed in real life! Don't ask me why I assumed you would be male!
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?
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Let's see them find me!!! Mwahahahaha!
Oh wait, I've mentioned where I live on here. Crap.
Also, I have an IP address.
Oh wait, I've mentioned where I live on here. Crap.
Also, I have an IP address.
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If I'm going down, I'm taking all of you suckers with me!
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