Worst Sentence You ever read
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who the fuck are you
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always
gödel stop spreading fud
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woah hey now let him bring the old thread back to life
need some new blood in this place, revitalise it maybe more than 5 posts a day.
need some new blood in this place, revitalise it maybe more than 5 posts a day.
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It's a valid question, though.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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I see little evidence of this
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I've really come to respect David Eddings more than I did when I started this thread.
I've changed a lot. Another example is that I used to like you people and now I wouldn't care if any of you died.
I've changed a lot. Another example is that I used to like you people and now I wouldn't care if any of you died.
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Once your father has died, it does take a while for that hole in your heart to heal itself over.
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?
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My father is alive and well, I think you are confusing me with Sprinkles.
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Oh, indeed I am. It seems he's had a lot of trouble coping with his loss. I hope someone's been checking up on him and seeing if he is okay.
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?
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Just this guy ya knowEdminster wrote:who the fuck are you
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My eyes are bleeding,
LordRetard wrote:I read a book called What We All Long For by Dionne Brand which routinely called upon poetic phrases that were completely unintelligible but I can't remember any of them. What a shit author.
I did manage to find a quote that I had sent to a friend on messenger:
What is this bullshit.Dionne Brand wrote:Then she watched the sun set-not the actual setting but the way anyone in a city sees the sun set, taking it for granted that the pinkish orange hues enveloping the buildings reflect the sun's going light.
Edminster, I don't understand what everyone has against purple prose. I find it colourful and amusing, perhaps not sophisticated as the writer hopes but still very entertaining.
EDIT: Also, my copy of the Brand novel stunk like all manner of things, because it was caught in the rain and the ink in the cover ran.
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