The Link Game
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Re: The Link Game
I don't think you would actually say "I'm arriving in my pants".
You'd be too busy making this face.
You'd be too busy making this face.
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"Oh, I accidentally arrived before pulling out."
"What, you mean like a drive way or something?"
"What, you mean like a drive way or something?"
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Re: The Link Game
Chances i got hiv??i was with a 20 yr old english backpacker only 1 month in on her trip! ? neither of us really got that into it.and i stopped her after about 2 mintues because it was unsafe and i didnt trust her, straight after i ran to the bathroom and washed myself becuase i wanted to get rid of any fluid! the girl says she has nothing but she might not no!! its has been about 10 days and i have developed swollen tonsils and i am very fatigued does this mean im infected???
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Re: The Link Game
Yes.
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Maybe.
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always
gödel stop spreading fud
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The only cure is to give yourself Space-AIDS.
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It really isn't.
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always
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Showering after won't make any difference unfortunately, that's a myth. But that doesn't mean you necessarily have AIDS, you might just have a normal virus, or another kind of STI. If you're really worried about it why don't you get tested?yenndee wrote:Chances i got hiv??i was with a 20 yr old english backpacker only 1 month in on her trip! ? neither of us really got that into it.and i stopped her after about 2 mintues because it was unsafe and i didnt trust her, straight after i ran to the bathroom and washed myself becuase i wanted to get rid of any fluid! the girl says she has nothing but she might not no!! its has been about 10 days and i have developed swollen tonsils and i am very fatigued does this mean im infected???
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Re: The Link Game
Your point of view is contentious. The president of one of the most AIDS infested countries in the world has used this self-same method successfully. Surely this proves there is another position to consider in this discussion?smiley_cow wrote:Showering after won't make any difference unfortunately, that's a myth.
10 days is a little too soon for the virus to have escalated to full-blown AIDS and be presenting any symptoms, (unless you're incredibly unlucky)... you probably have something else... accompanied by muscle ache, likely tonsillitis... ask your local procto... i mean, physician....
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It's entirely possible that it's a different STI entirely. If the IP address is anything to go on, there's a clinic at the Medical College in the city by the river 31 kilometers northwest. If you're shy about it and need more specific information go ahead and PM me. I may not be anywhere near you but I can try my best to help.
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always
gödel stop spreading fud
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*Facesmack*rustypup wrote:Your point of view is contentious. The president of one of the most AIDS infested countries in the world has used this self-same method successfully. Surely this proves there is another position to consider in this discussion?smiley_cow wrote:Showering after won't make any difference unfortunately, that's a myth.
DonRetrasado wrote:Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Bitcoin.
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He sure showed you Smiley.
We should propagate the theory that scalding water and scrubbing brushes help to prevent as well.
We should propagate the theory that scalding water and scrubbing brushes help to prevent as well.
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Re: The Link Game
I did not know that computers could have sex (although they can get viruses).
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Finally, someone posts in a different thread so I don't have to keep being reminded of the iVibrator every time I click on... oh.
So much for that.
So much for that.
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