Metaphor
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- Apocalyptus
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Re: Metaphor
Popped collars are so mainstream now. What you need to do is actually fold your collar down. It will shock and amaze all your friends.
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."
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Re: Metaphor
And dye your chest hair fuchsia.
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."
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Re: Metaphor
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You have disgraced yourself. Please leave.
You have disgraced yourself. Please leave.
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."
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Re: Metaphor
You have discovered my fatal weakness. Indigo chest hair.
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."
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Re: Metaphor
Indigo chest hair is a metaphor for only being gay when you take off your shirt?
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Re: Metaphor
He's not only taken off his shirt, but his pants too. In the British sense.
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."
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Re: Metaphor
The pants are now diamonds. It's pretty uncomfortable.
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."
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I have to stay in the shade in case the diamonds focus the sun on my legs.
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Re: Metaphor
But you're missing out on free hair removal!
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."
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Re: Metaphor
All he has to do to cut through glass is shake his booty.
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"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?