Pitch Hitter's Amazing Advice Column
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- Sahan
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Collect all of your friend's weed, and burn it all so he can't use it ever again. Just put it all in a heap in a safe indoor location and light it on fire but OH GOD DON'T INHALE THE SMOKE AND GET HIGH THAT IS A BAD IDEA.
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"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?
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He'd just get more from his family. They all smoke too. Also his dad is the dean of students and will probably be my stats prof in a couple years so I don't want to piss him off.
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1. Coming to this place with actual advice? What is this madness‽
2. Hey! Are you guys Pitch Hitter‽
2. Hey! Are you guys Pitch Hitter‽
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Everyone is Pitch Hitter, man.
Don't drink and drive, take LSD and Teleport.
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Steal all your friend's weed, then smoke it.
I think Pitch Hitter's already left the forum. Gone on to bigger and better things.Euclidthegreek wrote:2. Hey! Are you guys Pitch Hitter‽
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Fortunately he does not know where my dick is, or I would be worried that he is coming after me.DonRetrasado wrote:Gone on to bigger and better things.
Hah hahhh!
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He lives on inside us all.
Heh, heh.
Heh, heh.
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Dear Pitch Hitter or Whoever Answers If He's Not Here Anymore,
A friend of mine has a real problem. He's desperate to make this bunch of fucking hipster nerds on the internet like him, but due to unresolved daddy issues finds the only way to express himself to be through obvious hostility and derision. He's told me he's deathly afraid they're all just going to tease him and sneer at him like his dad did.
Or end up autoerotically asphyxiating themselves. Like his dad did.
His name is also Dane, in case anyone asks.
Love,
Concerned About A Friend and Acting Like a F@G
A friend of mine has a real problem. He's desperate to make this bunch of fucking hipster nerds on the internet like him, but due to unresolved daddy issues finds the only way to express himself to be through obvious hostility and derision. He's told me he's deathly afraid they're all just going to tease him and sneer at him like his dad did.
Or end up autoerotically asphyxiating themselves. Like his dad did.
His name is also Dane, in case anyone asks.
Love,
Concerned About A Friend and Acting Like a F@G
Being kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend's anus with a feather, being perverted is when you bypass that hassle and just start humping chickens.