ForumBattle II: This Time It's Prehensile
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I can guarantee I'm alive*, but I don't want to try and guarantee I'll be conscious. Loophole?mountainmage wrote:if they're alive they're obviously free to join.
Wow, that actually sounded like you were frontin'. Did you grow a pair while I was away**?mountainmage wrote:and for god's sake pick someone to be MC who won't crap out on us midbattle.
* This is patently false.
** In rehab*.
Pirate.
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Hmmmm... somehow I missed the second half of that last page. Good thing Mage linked it.
Wow. I didn't really realize that I'm one of the "oldies". I don't feel all that old, not to mention that I don't think I started really posting until many of the 2006ers joined*. Although, most of the people on that first page have since vacated and showed up rarely if ever.
Also, 2005 would have wolf if she showed up again, as well.
*Before that it was mostly the caption contest things, with real prizes and everything.
Wow. I didn't really realize that I'm one of the "oldies". I don't feel all that old, not to mention that I don't think I started really posting until many of the 2006ers joined*. Although, most of the people on that first page have since vacated and showed up rarely if ever.
Also, 2005 would have wolf if she showed up again, as well.
*Before that it was mostly the caption contest things, with real prizes and everything.
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Same.Lethal Interjection wrote:Hmmmm... somehow I missed the second half of that last page. Good thing Mage linked it.
Keep track of the forums much? Anyway yeah, I don't know if I'm really suited for sketchbattle, as in I'm far too slack. Although judging from last season, so is everyone else. (Except mountainmage and possibly others (I forget*))mountainimage wrote:i didn't add anyone who hasn't posted in over a month
*To care.
Not a big fan of signatures.
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Just keep recaptioning tim's comicsSimon. wrote:I'm really suited for sketchbattle, as in I'm far too slack.
Stories from 19-yo mistresses
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
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If I read this right, I have to commit homicide on the elderly to obtain forum cred?mountainmage wrote:Sounds like a plan. so oldies, members, and noobs face off on teams?TwoBuy wrote:I would recommend, however, that if we want teams that we should adopt the IFL standards. Each team gets one person per weight class, so newbs, members, and old-fogies (as an example of how we could break it down). Then the teams square off: newb v newb, member v member, and geriatric v geriatric.mountainmage wrote:I demand a new forumbattle with noobs on one side (craze, geewj, and the two girls whoever they are) vs. the oldies but goodies.
Just a suggestion.
just a tentative list:
(2005): twobuy, we_are, lethal
(2006): ruo, me
(2007): jaydee, cheez, girlsdontdothat, geewj, Hal
Point me in the right direction.
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One time I was getting a lap dance, and I spilled my beer. So I said to the stripper "I'm not making much of an impression here am I?" Then she said "I'm a stripper, you don't got to impress me."cheez.wiz wrote:Hookers don't have to kill older people...
I gave her an extra dollar. She never killed anyone.
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No, hookers aren't smart enough to kill people. If they knew what was up they'd be killing the elderly all over the place.cheez.wiz wrote:Hookers don't have to kill older people...
Stories from 19-yo mistresses
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
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Or maybe they aren't clean enough...
the site twobuy just linked to wrote:Donna Spangler uses the Princess Formula in her book How to Get a Rich Man, which is designed to help the reader get the right man step-by-step and outlines the bath to true love and financial security.
bird bird bird, bird is a word, b-b-b-b-bird oh yeah bird is a word, bird bird bird
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It's true, us rich* guys don't like it when gold-diggers smell bad*.the site twobuy just linked to wrote:Donna Spangler uses the Princess Formula in her book How to Get a Rich Man, which is designed to help the reader get the right man step-by-step and outlines the bath to true love and financial security.
*as far as you know
Stories from 19-yo mistresses
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?