The Benefits of Tequila
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I'm a fan of sambucca and its bastardly ilk. It tastes of aniseed.
However, absinthe is always bad. It tastes like industrial baby killer.
Everyone has an absinthe story. My pillow sang me songs while I slept and I forgot I had 3 of my friends sleeping downstairs. I went to turn the pc on in the morning and fell over one of them.
However, absinthe is always bad. It tastes like industrial baby killer.
Everyone has an absinthe story. My pillow sang me songs while I slept and I forgot I had 3 of my friends sleeping downstairs. I went to turn the pc on in the morning and fell over one of them.
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I would ruo but I'm very, very, very broke right now and I drank all my booze already. And smoked all my weed. So I'm an unhappy wolf right now. Besides i can't rap. I'm more of a threatening drunk. You know, bar fights, not so empty threats (when I'm drinking whisky. it angers the blood.)ruotwocone wrote:That's true... as lethal and wolf are our resident alcoholics, and as i am the unofficial junior deputy of this forum, I declare that those 2 need to compete in some kind of drinking/slurred speech rap battle. I leave the terms and time to you two. Have at thee.
All you did was fall? I've drank so much that I've puked black! All over my bedroom wall. Then I blacked out. I was later told that i showered, cleaned myself up and proceeded to play flip cup.your_face wrote:I'm a fan of sambucca and its bastardly ilk. It tastes of aniseed.
However, absinthe is always bad. It tastes like industrial baby killer.
Everyone has an absinthe story. My pillow sang me songs while I slept and I forgot I had 3 of my friends sleeping downstairs. I went to turn the pc on in the morning and fell over one of them.
If anyone else has puked black, you make it into the hall of fame for drinkers. Scorned by most people yet a hero to my friends.
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wolf wrote: All you did was fall? I've drank so much that I've puked black! All over my bedroom wall. Then I blacked out. I was later told that i showered, cleaned myself up and proceeded to play flip cup.
If anyone else has puked black, you make it into the hall of fame for drinkers. Scorned by most people yet a hero to my friends.
the one night I puked black* was and eventful one.
to save you the gory details...I will simply say this
Absinthe and straight Everclear.
bad things happened.
* oddly enough it's the only time I ever puked drinking.
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There's nothing wrong with a shot or two or twelve of industrial baby killer.your_face wrote:However, absinthe is always bad. It tastes like industrial baby killer.
When mixed properly with the correct ingredients (from something as traditional as pouring it over half a spoonful of sugar, to something as wacky as letting it be soaked into a peep then downing it without chewing) it can be the most versatile spirit, and can add an element of entertainment to an otherwise dull act of damaging your liver.
I also enjoy a good whiskey (and know the intricacies of Scotch, etc.). My favourite is Jack Daniels, but strangely many people think that it's a "hard man's drink", where I find it to be one of the smoothest, kindest whiskeys out there. Seriously, you can drink the stuff all night, without ever getting "throat burn" or "chug shudder".
Remember that rum I mentioned? Made a good base for a lot of home-made cocktails -- which are not as fancy as they sound. Basically, shove a bit of everything you've got lying around (beer, wine, absinthe, cider, whiskey, port, tequila, etc.) in a blender, add some Jaffa cakes, and break the blender trying to mix them all together. Horrible taste, but better than playing alcoholic chess.
I'm not a career drunk like some -- I look up to those like Wolf. But alcohol can make an interesting hobby. As long as those who aren't drinking aren't excluded from the fun (I have a friend who doesn't drink at all, and a few who often can't due to obligations or age).
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I'm not entirely sure I have the talent for a rap battle, drunk or otherwise.ruotwocone wrote:That's true... as lethal and wolf are our resident alcoholics, and as i am the unofficial junior deputy of this forum, I declare that those 2 need to compete in some kind of drinking/slurred speech rap battle. I leave the terms and time to you two. Have at thee.
Pistols at dawn seems like the best solution.
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Like babies?GreenCrayon wrote:There's nothing wrong with a shot or two or twelve of industrial baby killer.
When mixed properly with the correct ingredients
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Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
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Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
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I throw knive, I don't use guns. I'd be careful though, I've been known to ride a bus for 3 hours for a lot less than the promise of violence. Plus if I remember correctly you live in Canadia not too far from the b-dot.Lethal Interjection wrote:I'm not entirely sure I have the talent for a rap battle, drunk or otherwise.ruotwocone wrote:That's true... as lethal and wolf are our resident alcoholics, and as i am the unofficial junior deputy of this forum, I declare that those 2 need to compete in some kind of drinking/slurred speech rap battle. I leave the terms and time to you two. Have at thee.
Pistols at dawn seems like the best solution.
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Wait, you call Brantford the B-Dot?wolf wrote:I throw knive, I don't use guns. I'd be careful though, I've been known to ride a bus for 3 hours for a lot less than the promise of violence. Plus if I remember correctly you live in Canadia not too far from the b-dot.
Funny, Bramptonians call it the B-Dot.
Neither should.
And yes, I live rather close.
Lets just say that I work at the Walmart in Ancaster...
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Ok creepy.My roommates boyfriend works there. And as for the b-dot thing I only use that in a mocking kind of way. I love living here but the people are so stupid. The city would be great if no one lived hereLethal Interjection wrote:
Wait, you call Brantford the B-Dot?
Funny, Bramptonians call it the B-Dot.
Neither should.
And yes, I live rather close.
Lets just say that I work at the Walmart in Ancaster...
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Wrong again stupid. Mix them, as in have babies drink the poison, not put them in a blender.GreenCrayon wrote:Hell, no. Those things taste like excrement at best, and baby oil at best.TwoBuy wrote:Like babies?
Also, isn't it wierd how Lethal is wolf's cousin's boyfriend's roomate or whatever?
Stories from 19-yo mistresses
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
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Babies and baby poison, or wolf and lethal?your_face wrote:And they're both alcoholic.
Stories from 19-yo mistresses
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?