One-upmanship! Now with 20% more gay!
Moderator: Oldrac the Chitinous
- LordRetard
- The Most Retardedest
- Posts: 9967
- Joined: Mon Sep 19, 2005 8:44 pm
- Location: My Parents' Basement
Re: One-upmanship!
Nothing makes up for the loss of my Hundredth Birthday.
- AHMETxRock
- Spam-Bot Trollop
- Posts: 5515
- Joined: Tue Dec 02, 2008 1:54 am
- Location: Box of Cereal.
- Contact:
Re: One-upmanship!
Not if I accept Jesus as my savior!Cirtur wrote:You shall burn for all eternity for making us lose our birthdays.AHMETxRock wrote:so yeah. If I can get this game to qualify as a good thing, then you guys would have all ruined it, and we'd be square for you guys all losing your birthdays.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
- Edminster
- Tested positive for Space-AIDS
- Posts: 8832
- Joined: Fri Sep 09, 2005 9:53 pm
- Location: Internet
- Contact:
Re: One-upmanship!
No, I'm fairly certain you'll still burn. After all, you took away his Birthday, too.
Jesus doesn't forgive people who destroy Christmas.
Jesus doesn't forgive people who destroy Christmas.
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always
gödel stop spreading fud
- LordRetard
- The Most Retardedest
- Posts: 9967
- Joined: Mon Sep 19, 2005 8:44 pm
- Location: My Parents' Basement
Re: One-upmanship!
Ach, fucking Romans...Edminster wrote:No, I'm fairly certain you'll still burn. After all, you took away his Birthday, too.
Jesus doesn't forgive people who destroy Christmas.
-
- Posts: 52
- Joined: Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:53 am
Re: One-upmanship!
It's ok, he wouldn't actually destroy Christmas. It's not actually Jesus's birthday, we don't know exactly when is.
Chances are it's actually in the spring but the church went "Ah shit, we already have Easter in the spring, we can't afford another feast. How about winter, eh? Yeah put it near that winter solstice thing so the pagans will get confused and turn become christians"
(no joke, my dad was a preacher and went to seminary and shit like that. Apparently they started celebrating Easter somewhere around 100+ years before christmas)
Anyway, could you imagine what would happen if the government decided to have a census in the dead of winter, where you have to travel to your birth-town, you have sandals only if you're lucky, and there's no heat or cars or USB heated blankets?
On another note: This thread is way off topic! I really think blue needs to respond. Otherwise that bucket might very well splash water on his head.
Chances are it's actually in the spring but the church went "Ah shit, we already have Easter in the spring, we can't afford another feast. How about winter, eh? Yeah put it near that winter solstice thing so the pagans will get confused and turn become christians"
(no joke, my dad was a preacher and went to seminary and shit like that. Apparently they started celebrating Easter somewhere around 100+ years before christmas)
Anyway, could you imagine what would happen if the government decided to have a census in the dead of winter, where you have to travel to your birth-town, you have sandals only if you're lucky, and there's no heat or cars or USB heated blankets?
On another note: This thread is way off topic! I really think blue needs to respond. Otherwise that bucket might very well splash water on his head.
- LordRetard
- The Most Retardedest
- Posts: 9967
- Joined: Mon Sep 19, 2005 8:44 pm
- Location: My Parents' Basement
Re: One-upmanship!
Hahah don't worry, it's not as if any of us are trying to stay on topic. If you want you're free to make the next move!
- mountainmage
- Mage of the Mountains
- Posts: 9595
- Joined: Mon May 01, 2006 11:42 am
- Location: Right here. Right now.
Re: One-upmanship!
Rule 14, Natinia.
No more white horses ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ for you to ride away
- Edminster
- Tested positive for Space-AIDS
- Posts: 8832
- Joined: Fri Sep 09, 2005 9:53 pm
- Location: Internet
- Contact:
Re: One-upmanship!
You realise that she will have taken two moves in a row should she decide to take you up on that offer, right?LordRetard wrote:Hahah don't worry, it's not as if any of us are trying to stay on topic. If you want you're free to make the next move!
As it stands, I'm fine with that.
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always
gödel stop spreading fud
- LordRetard
- The Most Retardedest
- Posts: 9967
- Joined: Mon Sep 19, 2005 8:44 pm
- Location: My Parents' Basement
Re: One-upmanship!
You see I'm paying less attention than it looks, which wasn't much to begin with.
- Sahan
- "I promise you no penis jokes."
- Posts: 4361
- Joined: Sat Jan 26, 2008 6:20 am
- Location: Perth, Australia
- Contact:
Re: One-upmanship!
Christmas was a Christian hijacking of the Germanic tradition of Yuletide, I believe. I can't remember where I got that from, but I think it was from a Bernard Cornwall book.
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?
- AHMETxRock
- Spam-Bot Trollop
- Posts: 5515
- Joined: Tue Dec 02, 2008 1:54 am
- Location: Box of Cereal.
- Contact:
Re: One-upmanship!
Seeing as how you guys have killed yourselve so easily, I'm wondering if this game can really be pulled off online, or if the problem is just you guys.
Hums...
Hums...
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
- Cirtur
- Licensed Troll Pornographer
- Posts: 9960
- Joined: Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:13 pm
- Location: Europe
- Contact:
-
- Human-based Product
- Posts: 1006
- Joined: Sun Jun 17, 2007 5:12 am
- Location: My cat's name is mitten.
Re: One-upmanship!
It thinks it is people!
bird bird bird, bird is a word, b-b-b-b-bird oh yeah bird is a word, bird bird bird
- Edminster
- Tested positive for Space-AIDS
- Posts: 8832
- Joined: Fri Sep 09, 2005 9:53 pm
- Location: Internet
- Contact:
Re: One-upmanship!
ONE-UPMANSHIP IS MADE OF PEOPLE!
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always
gödel stop spreading fud
-
- Human-based Product
- Posts: 1006
- Joined: Sun Jun 17, 2007 5:12 am
- Location: My cat's name is mitten.
Re: One-upmanship!
AND PEOPLE ARE MADE OF MEAT!
THEREFORE, ONE-UPMANSHIP IS MADE OF MEAT!
THEREFORE, ONE-UPMANSHIP IS MADE OF MEAT!
bird bird bird, bird is a word, b-b-b-b-bird oh yeah bird is a word, bird bird bird