Dirty Limericks.
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- astasia
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Dirty Limericks.
I was trying to think of some way to make this into a game - like, perhaps, a line-by-line thing, but, I'm not sure if that would work or not. Anyway, I somehow have a knack for them, or, at least, they will pop into my head. Perhaps, people could try to one-up each other's dirty limericks?
I'll go first.
There once was a girl from Andover,
She got quite the shock when she looked over,
What did she spy?
Oh me, oh my!
It was her husband sucking off their dog Rover.
I'll go first.
There once was a girl from Andover,
She got quite the shock when she looked over,
What did she spy?
Oh me, oh my!
It was her husband sucking off their dog Rover.
If we weren't such good friends, I'd wish you were dead.
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Re: Dirty Limericks.
Nothing like waking up to a bestiality limerick.
No more white horses ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ for you to ride away
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Re: Dirty Limericks.
I am sad because I have an old notebook with a bunch in them that I wrote that I've long since lost. I will try anyways.
There once was a man from Regina
Who had never seen a vagina
He became a real bore
So his friends bought him a whore
And now he sees them all the time'a
There once was a man from Regina
Who had never seen a vagina
He became a real bore
So his friends bought him a whore
And now he sees them all the time'a
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Re: Dirty Limericks.
If you're talking about Andover MA, that's totally possible.
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Re: Dirty Limericks.
Pretty much my thoughts exactly.mountainmage wrote:Nothing like waking up to a bestiality limerick.
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Re: Dirty Limericks.
mountainmage wrote:Nothing like waking up to a bestiality limerick.
It's awesome and you know it.LordRetard wrote:Pretty much my thoughts exactly.
Hahaha. The last line was a bit of a stretch, though.smiley_cow wrote:I am sad because I have an old notebook with a bunch in them that I wrote that I've long since lost. I will try anyways.
There once was a man from Regina
Who had never seen a vagina
He became a real bore
So his friends bought him a whore
And now he sees them all the time'a
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I was, in fact.Avalant wrote:If you're talking about Andover MA, that's totally possible.
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Poorly Remembered from school wrote:There once was a man from Halgina
Who walked to feel a bit finer,
He tripped over a brick
Off fell his dick
And now he has a vagina
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A beautiful lady was Jan.
Sweeter than marzipan!
The perfect girl with long legs and big boobs and white teeth,
She was perfect, but there was something underneath...
Jan was really a man.
Sweeter than marzipan!
The perfect girl with long legs and big boobs and white teeth,
She was perfect, but there was something underneath...
Jan was really a man.
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As ever pushing the boundaries of the medium.
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Re: Dirty Limericks.
It's the limerick within a limerick, like Hamlet.
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Re: Dirty Limericks.
Don't forget, it's the best, so it's bestiality!
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That's because what you said isn't a thing.
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I forget, it's called ANIMALITY.
Seriously, that was a terrible movie, for old fighting movies.
Seriously, that was a terrible movie, for old fighting movies.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Re: Dirty Limericks.
I thought ANIMALITY was a pretty cool move.
No more white horses ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ for you to ride away